adropofjupiter: (did you?)
Marisa Kirisame ([personal profile] adropofjupiter) wrote2011-10-25 06:07 pm

10th ☆ [now with proper formatting orz]

[Phone]

Damn UFOs are fast, ze. Like tengu-on-caffeine-overdose fast. How the hell am I gonna get the treasure if I can't catch 'em?


[Action - 5722 Cunningham Lane]

[After a while, Marisa decided that the only way she was going to get treasure from these UFOs was to find one of the aliens pretending to be someone and get it directly from them. Unfortunately, after failing to find any drone that was now an alien, she decided to talk to the one actual alien she knew that she liked.

Flying over to Feferi's hive house, she landed on the porch and let herself inside.]


Oi! Feferi!

Oi? What the shell kind of human greeting is that? [The tone of voice is different. Condescending, when she generally goes out of her way to be anything but.]
I suppose I'll indulge it this one time, Marisa.

It's my kinda greeting, ze. You'll get used to it. Everyone always does.

[Marisa doesn't think anything of the tone at first. A lot of people were on edge finding their friends had been replaced by doppelgangers. The witch didn't really care about that as all her important people were still themselves (as far as she knew), so the lack of treasure was much more on her mind than anything else.]

So, you're an alien. How do I find other ones?

I'm not everyguppy. I'm the - technically was, but that doesn't glubbing matter - heir to the throne back home. I don't have to get used to anyfin I don't feel like.

[This isn't 'on edge'. Feferi's acting completely opposite to how she normally would. Her normal answer? Call them up! Just ask for anybubbly from Alternia.]

Depends. Which caste are you looking for?

[Woah, woah, woah, Feferi is never like this. Is she one of them...? ANYWAYS, MIGHT AS WELL PUMP HER FOR INFORMATION BEFORE GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS.]

The ones with the money or cool stuff? Treasure, ze~

Oh. So you mean Eridan and Vriska, seeing as how those two combined once had all the levels and all the booty there was to get. Then just use the audio hook and call then? [Her stuff? Not that she has it, but she has the sick loot back home.]

I'll remember that. What about you, ze? [Marisa's grin's slowly growing...]

...none of it's here. The town hasn't even given me back my normal body.

Heh. Funny you say that, ze. Since I know you ain't the real Feferi. [Marisa grabs the fake troll by the shoulders and starts shaking her.] Gimme your treasure! Where is it?

I so am! Who the shell else would I be? And I already said it's not here! [Have one wriggling fake!troll not doing so well at getting away.]

Cough it up! [Marisa continues to shake pod!Feferi as if it'll actually produce results and will continue until SOMETHING happens.]

[Marisa|pod!Feferi]
cullscuttlefish: (GET OFF MY LAWN FUCKASS)

[action; 5722 Cunningham; open to separate threads for close CR]

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: close CR, tag here. Fef's reel real self is actually going to be by the pool; she got podnapped on her way to it this morning.]

[Meanwhile, pod!Feferi is going to keep on yelling and whining like she's Her Imperious Condescension herself.]

Put me down at once, you - you filthy lowblooded human!

[identity profile] adropofjupiter.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope. *shake-shake-shake-shake*]

Gimme your treasure first and I will. You gotta have something on you.

Or call down one of the UFOs. I'll let you go then.

[identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Eridan hear's something that's... surprisingly not like herself while he's over to visit Feferi.]

Fef...? While I don't mind you jumpin' on the whole blood caste matters ship I'm tryin' to quit the habit....

You feelin' alright? Never thought I'd hear those fuckin' words come out a' your mouth.
cullscuttlefish: (you wanna bet?)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[That would be the sound of Fef's glasses falling off. She technically doesn't need them to see, but it's awfully annoying not to have them.]

Those and the fancy dress and such I wore to the hiveapproaching event are what I've got, thanks to this shitty town that doesn't glubbing know how to treat royalty. If I had my stuff, I'd be telling you to have fun with it just so you'd let me go. Tch.

[identity profile] adropofjupiter.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Try again, ze. [Thankfully, the glasses survive the fall and don't get stepped on.]

That wasn't you that went to Homecoming. You have treasure. UFOs always have treasure.
cullscuttlefish: (stfu and listen)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh thank the Mother Grub, someone with common glubbing sense.]

Is that you, Eridan? No, I'm certainly not all right. I'm sick to death of these humans and their pathetic attempts to get at my swag. Enough so that committing mass murder sounds like a terribly good idea.

[Those words from the Condesce? Nothing. Those words from Feferi? A big fucking deal.]
cullscuttlefish: (looking kinda evil there fef)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
That was so me! Who the shell else would it be? [That's a dirty look that you're getting, Marisa.] What the everglubbing fuck would I know about those flying objects? I lived underwater!

[identity profile] adropofjupiter.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
You ain't underwater now. [*shake-shake*]

[identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait. What? For once... mass murder doesn't sound like a good idea to ]

Fef I know I've always talked about killin' everyone an' cullin' but I've always thought you were the kind to be stickin' to your bereefs. I mean beliefs. I mean I'm approvin' a' this change a little but.. it's frightenin'. What about our friends? Killin' people is my middle name but...I really don't want to be killin' some a' the humans. Especially not Jade. I'm reely tryin' hard to be a good fish here, Fef.

Though this is why I'm sayin' you'd be a good Condescence for that human holiday you're reely gettin' into the part.
cullscuttlefish: (she sure is acting fishy lately)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[All that shaking finally does make her wallet fall out of her jacket pocket. There's nothing particularly shiny in there, but she's got cash. And the shaking also reveals a fancier necklace than she'd usually wear about her neck, a pearl affair she'd nicked from her drone!mom's dresser that morning.]

[identity profile] adropofjupiter.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Aha! See, she knew if she shook the fake troll enough she'd find treasure. YOINKING THAT SHIT NOW.]

Yes!

[At least now she's let go of not!Feferi.]
cullscuttlefish: (looking kinda evil there fef)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
And I thought you, of all the trolls, would be the most reasonabubble about this. You'd normally get all sharp-eyed and snapper and krill the first troll or human that got in your current. What's so special about this human girl?

[That's the biggest clue that she's not herself. The real Feferi likes the human kids. And she definitely wouldn't approve of killing - well, anyone.]
cullscuttlefish: (her magic is evil)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Real Feferi's just going to be mildly upset when she notices her wallet's gone. Not!Fef is going to get all huffy.]

And what do you suppose you're doing with that?

[identity profile] adropofjupiter.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Taking it. [And there it goes into a pocket.] Got more treasure, not!Feferi?

[identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
She's my moirail, Fef. An' she's doin' a better job a' that than you did! Then again, you're the best matesprit I could be askin' for.

[YOU MAKE STABBING REMARKS? ERIDAN MAKES THEM TOO!]


Though... Somethin' smells fishy here... I thought you fuckin' liked Jade! The Fef I love wouldn't be sayin' anythin' like that!
cullscuttlefish: (GET OFF MY LAWN FUCKASS)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
That red-blooded human girl? In one of Eridan fucking Ampora's quadrants?

[Forgive her while she laughs in the most snooty, obnoxious manner possible.]

As if the heir apparent to the throne would ever consider getting her hands dirty with someone like that. And of course I'm the best matesprit you could ever ask for. Tch.

[identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[alright, that's the last straw! He gets angry. Really angry.]

Fef, I was likin' this change at first, but now you're just absolutely pissin' me off. You know why Jade's my fuckin' Moirail? Because she fuckin' reminds me a' you. When I was shunned for killin' everyone... when i was shunned for killin' you... she gave me a chance... you gave me a chance. Not even just to be tidin' me over either. But a' honest to fuckin' glub chance!

You're actin' a lot like you're the fuckin' Condescence... An' she wouldn't give me another chance if she found out I killed her! An' that's why...

You're not the best fuckin' matesprit I've had! You've done somethin' with the Fef I love!
cullscuttlefish: (it's like my life was wrong)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
What is this not!Feferi business?

[identity profile] adropofjupiter.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
You. That's you, ze. You're a doppleganger, ze.
cullscuttlefish: (I can be smug too)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...tch. If that's how I was acting, it's a good glubbing thing that I woke up.

[A lie; it's that the real Feferi isn't actually here.]

Because you're right. The fucking Condescence wouldn't give anyone any more chances if she found out someone even tried to kill her. And perhaps I made the mistake by doing that.

[She'd never call it a mistake; she's happy.]

[identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Always have to be right don't you? I guess you have to be since you're the fuckin' glub glub huge bitch an' all....Or you're tryin' to be.

Funny thing about that though. I'm a' the same fuckin' royal blood. Maybe a caste lower, but...

[ He's sure she's not who she says she is now. He would never mistake the happiness that they've shared here.He pulls out the pistol he's had on him since the zombie infestation, and cocks it, aiming it directly at the not!Fef]

I'm always wantin' to be right more. Who are you, an' what the fuck have you done with the Feferi I love? She'd never be callin' givin' me a second chance a mistake.
cullscuttlefish: (looking kinda evil there fef)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's because I am right. Why the shell can't you see --

[Okay, weapons are out. The fake's just going to pretend to play nice.]

Why are you saying that? I'm me. Same routine I've gotten into; I swim every day before school, I come home, I do my stuff...so let's just put the guppy rifle down and talk this out, hm? Matesprit?
cullscuttlefish: (she sure is acting fishy lately)

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-26 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
What the shell is a doppleganger?

[phone]

[identity profile] wizardoftheweek.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Why am I not surprised that you are doing the MOST dangerous thing you could possibly be doing right now...

[phone]

[identity profile] adropofjupiter.livejournal.com 2011-10-26 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I can name a whole lot more dangerous things than what I'm doing right now. I'm pretty sure talking to you on the phone is one of the safest things I could be doing~

[Can you hear the cheeky grin, Patchy? CAN YOU?]

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