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[adropofjupiter]

[Phone]

Damn UFOs are fast, ze. Like tengu-on-caffeine-overdose fast. How the hell am I gonna get the treasure if I can't catch 'em?


[Action - 5722 Cunningham Lane]

[After a while, Marisa decided that the only way she was going to get treasure from these UFOs was to find one of the aliens pretending to be someone and get it directly from them. Unfortunately, after failing to find any drone that was now an alien, she decided to talk to the one actual alien she knew that she liked.

Flying over to Feferi's hive house, she landed on the porch and let herself inside.]

Oi! Feferi!

Oi? What the shell kind of human greeting is that? [The tone of voice is different. Condescending, when she generally goes out of her way to be anything but.]
I suppose I'll indulge it this one time, Marisa.

It's my kinda greeting, ze. You'll get used to it. Everyone always does.

[Marisa doesn't think anything of the tone at first. A lot of people were on edge finding their friends had been replaced by doppelgangers. The witch didn't really care about that as all her important people were still themselves (as far as she knew), so the lack of treasure was much more on her mind than anything else.]

So, you're an alien. How do I find other ones?

I'm not everyguppy. I'm the - technically was, but that doesn't glubbing matter - heir to the throne back home. I don't have to get used to anyfin I don't feel like.

[This isn't 'on edge'. Feferi's acting completely opposite to how she normally would. Her normal answer? Call them up! Just ask for anybubbly from Alternia.]

Depends. Which caste are you looking for?

[Woah, woah, woah, Feferi is never like this. Is she one of them...? ANYWAYS, MIGHT AS WELL PUMP HER FOR INFORMATION BEFORE GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS.]

The ones with the money or cool stuff? Treasure, ze~

Oh. So you mean Eridan and Vriska, seeing as how those two combined once had all the levels and all the booty there was to get. Then just use the audio hook and call then? [Her stuff? Not that she has it, but she has the sick loot back home.]

I'll remember that. What about you, ze? [Marisa's grin's slowly growing...]

...none of it's here. The town hasn't even given me back my normal body.

Heh. Funny you say that, ze. Since I know you ain't the real Feferi. [Marisa grabs the fake troll by the shoulders and starts shaking her.] Gimme your treasure! Where is it?

I so am! Who the shell else would I be? And I already said it's not here! [Have one wriggling fake!troll not doing so well at getting away.]

Cough it up! [Marisa continues to shake pod!Feferi as if it'll actually produce results and will continue until SOMETHING happens.]

[Marisa|pod!Feferi]

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[cullscuttlefish]

[That would be the sound of Fef's glasses falling off. She technically doesn't need them to see, but it's awfully annoying not to have them.]

Those and the fancy dress and such I wore to the hiveapproaching event are what I've got, thanks to this shitty town that doesn't glubbing know how to treat royalty. If I had my stuff, I'd be telling you to have fun with it just so you'd let me go. Tch.

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

Try again, ze. [Thankfully, the glasses survive the fall and don't get stepped on.]

That wasn't you that went to Homecoming. You have treasure. UFOs always have treasure.

[cullscuttlefish]

That was so me! Who the shell else would it be? [That's a dirty look that you're getting, Marisa.] What the everglubbing fuck would I know about those flying objects? I lived underwater!

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

You ain't underwater now. [*shake-shake*]

[cullscuttlefish]

[All that shaking finally does make her wallet fall out of her jacket pocket. There's nothing particularly shiny in there, but she's got cash. And the shaking also reveals a fancier necklace than she'd usually wear about her neck, a pearl affair she'd nicked from her drone!mom's dresser that morning.]

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

[Aha! See, she knew if she shook the fake troll enough she'd find treasure. YOINKING THAT SHIT NOW.]

Yes!

[At least now she's let go of not!Feferi.]

[cullscuttlefish]

[Real Feferi's just going to be mildly upset when she notices her wallet's gone. Not!Fef is going to get all huffy.]

And what do you suppose you're doing with that?

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

Taking it. [And there it goes into a pocket.] Got more treasure, not!Feferi?

[cullscuttlefish]

What is this not!Feferi business?

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

You. That's you, ze. You're a doppleganger, ze.

[cullscuttlefish]

What the shell is a doppleganger?

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

A double, ze. Someone who looks and seems like someone that tries to take their place and fool others into thinking they're the real thing.