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[adropofjupiter]

[Phone]

Damn UFOs are fast, ze. Like tengu-on-caffeine-overdose fast. How the hell am I gonna get the treasure if I can't catch 'em?


[Action - 5722 Cunningham Lane]

[After a while, Marisa decided that the only way she was going to get treasure from these UFOs was to find one of the aliens pretending to be someone and get it directly from them. Unfortunately, after failing to find any drone that was now an alien, she decided to talk to the one actual alien she knew that she liked.

Flying over to Feferi's hive house, she landed on the porch and let herself inside.]

Oi! Feferi!

Oi? What the shell kind of human greeting is that? [The tone of voice is different. Condescending, when she generally goes out of her way to be anything but.]
I suppose I'll indulge it this one time, Marisa.

It's my kinda greeting, ze. You'll get used to it. Everyone always does.

[Marisa doesn't think anything of the tone at first. A lot of people were on edge finding their friends had been replaced by doppelgangers. The witch didn't really care about that as all her important people were still themselves (as far as she knew), so the lack of treasure was much more on her mind than anything else.]

So, you're an alien. How do I find other ones?

I'm not everyguppy. I'm the - technically was, but that doesn't glubbing matter - heir to the throne back home. I don't have to get used to anyfin I don't feel like.

[This isn't 'on edge'. Feferi's acting completely opposite to how she normally would. Her normal answer? Call them up! Just ask for anybubbly from Alternia.]

Depends. Which caste are you looking for?

[Woah, woah, woah, Feferi is never like this. Is she one of them...? ANYWAYS, MIGHT AS WELL PUMP HER FOR INFORMATION BEFORE GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS.]

The ones with the money or cool stuff? Treasure, ze~

Oh. So you mean Eridan and Vriska, seeing as how those two combined once had all the levels and all the booty there was to get. Then just use the audio hook and call then? [Her stuff? Not that she has it, but she has the sick loot back home.]

I'll remember that. What about you, ze? [Marisa's grin's slowly growing...]

...none of it's here. The town hasn't even given me back my normal body.

Heh. Funny you say that, ze. Since I know you ain't the real Feferi. [Marisa grabs the fake troll by the shoulders and starts shaking her.] Gimme your treasure! Where is it?

I so am! Who the shell else would I be? And I already said it's not here! [Have one wriggling fake!troll not doing so well at getting away.]

Cough it up! [Marisa continues to shake pod!Feferi as if it'll actually produce results and will continue until SOMETHING happens.]

[Marisa|pod!Feferi]

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[action; 5722 Cunningham; open to separate threads for close CR]

[cullscuttlefish]

[ooc: close CR, tag here. Fef's reel real self is actually going to be by the pool; she got podnapped on her way to it this morning.]

[Meanwhile, pod!Feferi is going to keep on yelling and whining like she's Her Imperious Condescension herself.]

Put me down at once, you - you filthy lowblooded human!

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

[Nope. *shake-shake-shake-shake*]

Gimme your treasure first and I will. You gotta have something on you.

Or call down one of the UFOs. I'll let you go then.

[cullscuttlefish]

[That would be the sound of Fef's glasses falling off. She technically doesn't need them to see, but it's awfully annoying not to have them.]

Those and the fancy dress and such I wore to the hiveapproaching event are what I've got, thanks to this shitty town that doesn't glubbing know how to treat royalty. If I had my stuff, I'd be telling you to have fun with it just so you'd let me go. Tch.

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

Try again, ze. [Thankfully, the glasses survive the fall and don't get stepped on.]

That wasn't you that went to Homecoming. You have treasure. UFOs always have treasure.

[cullscuttlefish]

That was so me! Who the shell else would it be? [That's a dirty look that you're getting, Marisa.] What the everglubbing fuck would I know about those flying objects? I lived underwater!

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

You ain't underwater now. [*shake-shake*]

[cullscuttlefish]

[All that shaking finally does make her wallet fall out of her jacket pocket. There's nothing particularly shiny in there, but she's got cash. And the shaking also reveals a fancier necklace than she'd usually wear about her neck, a pearl affair she'd nicked from her drone!mom's dresser that morning.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[Eridan hear's something that's... surprisingly not like herself while he's over to visit Feferi.]

Fef...? While I don't mind you jumpin' on the whole blood caste matters ship I'm tryin' to quit the habit....

You feelin' alright? Never thought I'd hear those fuckin' words come out a' your mouth.

[cullscuttlefish]

[Oh thank the Mother Grub, someone with common glubbing sense.]

Is that you, Eridan? No, I'm certainly not all right. I'm sick to death of these humans and their pathetic attempts to get at my swag. Enough so that committing mass murder sounds like a terribly good idea.

[Those words from the Condesce? Nothing. Those words from Feferi? A big fucking deal.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[Wait. What? For once... mass murder doesn't sound like a good idea to ]

Fef I know I've always talked about killin' everyone an' cullin' but I've always thought you were the kind to be stickin' to your bereefs. I mean beliefs. I mean I'm approvin' a' this change a little but.. it's frightenin'. What about our friends? Killin' people is my middle name but...I really don't want to be killin' some a' the humans. Especially not Jade. I'm reely tryin' hard to be a good fish here, Fef.

Though this is why I'm sayin' you'd be a good Condescence for that human holiday you're reely gettin' into the part.

[cullscuttlefish]

And I thought you, of all the trolls, would be the most reasonabubble about this. You'd normally get all sharp-eyed and snapper and krill the first troll or human that got in your current. What's so special about this human girl?

[That's the biggest clue that she's not herself. The real Feferi likes the human kids. And she definitely wouldn't approve of killing - well, anyone.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

She's my moirail, Fef. An' she's doin' a better job a' that than you did! Then again, you're the best matesprit I could be askin' for.

[YOU MAKE STABBING REMARKS? ERIDAN MAKES THEM TOO!]


Though... Somethin' smells fishy here... I thought you fuckin' liked Jade! The Fef I love wouldn't be sayin' anythin' like that!

[cullscuttlefish]

That red-blooded human girl? In one of Eridan fucking Ampora's quadrants?

[Forgive her while she laughs in the most snooty, obnoxious manner possible.]

As if the heir apparent to the throne would ever consider getting her hands dirty with someone like that. And of course I'm the best matesprit you could ever ask for. Tch.

[phone]

[wizardoftheweek.livejournal.com]

Why am I not surprised that you are doing the MOST dangerous thing you could possibly be doing right now...

[phone]

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

I can name a whole lot more dangerous things than what I'm doing right now. I'm pretty sure talking to you on the phone is one of the safest things I could be doing~

[Can you hear the cheeky grin, Patchy? CAN YOU?]

[phone]

[wizardoftheweek.livejournal.com]

-She speaks Marisa very very well.-

I'd tell you to be careful, but I've a strong feeling you'll do something reckless and stupid anyways.

[phone]

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

[She giggles.]

Love you, too.

[phone]

[wizardoftheweek.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Still, try to not fall from the sky too soon.

[phone]

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

I won't! There has to be a way to get treasure from these aliens.

[Phone]

[justdumbluck.livejournal.com]

[ He thinks he can recognize that voice. ]

...Marisa? What treasure?

[Phone]

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

That's my name~

And if you collect enough UFOs, you get cool stuff, ze.

[Phone]

[justdumbluck.livejournal.com]

I thought they had evil aliens and stuff in 'em. Doesn't really seem like somethin' you'd wanna collect so much as burn to the ground.

[Phone]

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

Why would they be evil? UFOs are Undefined Fantastic Objects, ze.

[Phone]

[justdumbluck.livejournal.com]

It's a strange object that showed up in Mayfield. I'll bet'cha it's gonna cause trouble somehow.

[Phone]

[adropofjupiter.livejournal.com]

Everything causes trouble, ze. You just gotta roll with it and be opportunistic!

Hopefully, they're aliens. Could be worse. They could be Buddhists.