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[adropofjupiter]

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Damn UFOs are fast, ze. Like tengu-on-caffeine-overdose fast. How the hell am I gonna get the treasure if I can't catch 'em?


[Action - 5722 Cunningham Lane]

[After a while, Marisa decided that the only way she was going to get treasure from these UFOs was to find one of the aliens pretending to be someone and get it directly from them. Unfortunately, after failing to find any drone that was now an alien, she decided to talk to the one actual alien she knew that she liked.

Flying over to Feferi's hive house, she landed on the porch and let herself inside.]

Oi! Feferi!

Oi? What the shell kind of human greeting is that? [The tone of voice is different. Condescending, when she generally goes out of her way to be anything but.]
I suppose I'll indulge it this one time, Marisa.

It's my kinda greeting, ze. You'll get used to it. Everyone always does.

[Marisa doesn't think anything of the tone at first. A lot of people were on edge finding their friends had been replaced by doppelgangers. The witch didn't really care about that as all her important people were still themselves (as far as she knew), so the lack of treasure was much more on her mind than anything else.]

So, you're an alien. How do I find other ones?

I'm not everyguppy. I'm the - technically was, but that doesn't glubbing matter - heir to the throne back home. I don't have to get used to anyfin I don't feel like.

[This isn't 'on edge'. Feferi's acting completely opposite to how she normally would. Her normal answer? Call them up! Just ask for anybubbly from Alternia.]

Depends. Which caste are you looking for?

[Woah, woah, woah, Feferi is never like this. Is she one of them...? ANYWAYS, MIGHT AS WELL PUMP HER FOR INFORMATION BEFORE GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS.]

The ones with the money or cool stuff? Treasure, ze~

Oh. So you mean Eridan and Vriska, seeing as how those two combined once had all the levels and all the booty there was to get. Then just use the audio hook and call then? [Her stuff? Not that she has it, but she has the sick loot back home.]

I'll remember that. What about you, ze? [Marisa's grin's slowly growing...]

...none of it's here. The town hasn't even given me back my normal body.

Heh. Funny you say that, ze. Since I know you ain't the real Feferi. [Marisa grabs the fake troll by the shoulders and starts shaking her.] Gimme your treasure! Where is it?

I so am! Who the shell else would I be? And I already said it's not here! [Have one wriggling fake!troll not doing so well at getting away.]

Cough it up! [Marisa continues to shake pod!Feferi as if it'll actually produce results and will continue until SOMETHING happens.]

[Marisa|pod!Feferi]

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[cullscuttlefish]

[Which would have worked had the pod!Feferi not been so intent on breaking out of that grip and going after the real one again. And this time, the clone slips and lands right on the real one's lips. With hers. And then they are making out for a minute. Right there. Yep.

It doesn't last long, though, real!Feferi pulling away and giving the pod!Fef a solid smack across the face. A smack which happens to knock her head into a table leg, knocking the fake out for now. The real Feferi stands up, wipes off her lips, and dusts off her clothes.]

Now you stay the glub out. Beach.

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[He stares for a moment, his expression is a combination between shock and joy. That... that just happened. And that was probably the best thing that he's ever seen.]

Fef. That... was... fuckin'.... AWESOME.

Kickin' bass an' takin' names.

[cullscuttlefish]

[Yep. That just happened. Sloppy makeout and all. But it's over now, pod!clone knocked out. And Fef proceeds to drag her by the feet outside, kicking the clone down the outside steps, and then slamming the door behind her.

But when she comes back, there's her real smile again.]

I'm just glad that's glubbing overwith. Glubbin' beach clonefish. Hrmph.

Are you okay?

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Well, I just saw you hatesnoggin' yourself an' rippin' an' tearin' her a new blowhole. I think that pretty much sums it up right there.

[He's kind of nervous about saying that. But he quickly follows up with something to save his ass, possibly. He was pretty sure admit what he just saw was awesome and he really has no shame.]

Though, I'm even happier to see that you're okay, Fef. When she was talkin' all high an' mighty I was worried you'd been hurt. Knew she wasn't you the whole fuckin' time.

[and he holds her close. Time for his serious feelings.]

Fef, I'm sorry I fuckin' killed you in the past. Err... future. All this weird time shit can be messin' with your head. I know things won't ever be the fuckin' same... but as long as we're fuckin' here... I'm not gonna be lettin' anything like what just happened happen to you. Anyone that's fuckin' with you is gonna have to answer to the wrath a' Eridan Ampora.

[cullscuttlefish]

...yeah. You're fine. More than fine, most likely. I'm just glad I was able to do it without actually krilling her. I feel a little bad about it.

[And she's about to say something else, when...yeah, she's not hard to melt with the right words.]

I'm glad she didn't hurt you. Or anyone else.

[There's no resistance to being pulled close, none at all. She just listens. And there are tears in her eyes, but they're not the same kind as before, not at all.]

I...I'm not angry. Not anymore. I was upset, but...this isn't that timeline. I'm trying to just focus on the fact that we're all alive and in one piece here. It's a different timeline. We're not going to make the same mistakes. And...it makes me happy, that you're wanting to protect me. Reely happy.

[And she leans up and gives him a kiss.]

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[and he responds in kind, with a kiss. He's never felt like a prince more than he does now.]

Man, I'm feelin' like I'm on the highest a' tides right now.

[cullscuttlefish]

You and me both.

[Though part of her is wishing everyone else could see this. She thinks if they see the change in him, see the moments where he's like this, like the prince she knows he is, that maybe their opinions would change. Not like bragging, no, but she honestly wants everyone to see this the way she does.]