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Damn UFOs are fast, ze. Like tengu-on-caffeine-overdose fast. How the hell am I gonna get the treasure if I can't catch 'em?

[Action - 5722 Cunningham Lane]

[After a while, Marisa decided that the only way she was going to get treasure from these UFOs was to find one of the aliens pretending to be someone and get it directly from them. Unfortunately, after failing to find any drone that was now an alien, she decided to talk to the one actual alien she knew that she liked.

Flying over to Feferi's ~~hive~~ house, she landed on the porch and let herself inside.]

Oi! Feferi!

Oi? What the shell kind of human greeting is that? [The tone of voice is different. Condescending, when she generally goes out of her way to be anything but.]
I suppose I'll indulge it this one time, Marisa.

It's my kinda greeting, ze. You'll get used to it. Everyone always does.

[Marisa doesn't think anything of the tone at first. A lot of people were on edge finding their friends had been replaced by doppelgangers. The witch didn't really care about that as all her important people were still themselves (as far as she knew), so the lack of treasure was much more on her mind than anything else.]

So, you're an alien. How do I find other ones?

I'm not everyguppy. I'm the - technically was, but that doesn't glubbing matter - heir to the throne back home. I don't have to get used to anyfin I don't feel like.

[This isn't 'on edge'. Feferi's acting completely opposite to how she normally would. Her normal answer? Call them up! Just ask for anybubbly from Alternia.]

Depends. Which caste are you looking for?

[Woah, woah, woah, Feferi is never like this. Is she one of them...? ANYWAYS, MIGHT AS WELL PUMP HER FOR INFORMATION BEFORE GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS.]

The ones with the money or cool stuff? Treasure, ze~

Oh. So you mean Eridan and Vriska, seeing as how those two combined once had all the levels and all the booty there was to get. Then just use the audio hook and call then? [Her stuff? Not that she has it, but she has the sick loot back home.]

I'll remember that. What about you, ze? [Marisa's grin's slowly growing...]

...none of it's here. The town hasn't even given me back my normal body.

Heh. Funny you say that, ze. Since I know you ain't the real Feferi. [Marisa grabs the fake troll by the shoulders and starts shaking her.] Gimme your treasure! Where is it?

I so am! Who the shell else would I be? And I already said it's not here! [Have one wriggling fake!troll not doing so well at getting away.]

Cough it up! [Marisa continues to shake pod!Feferi as if it'll actually produce results and will continue until SOMETHING happens.]

[Marisa|pod!Feferi]

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...tch. If that's how I was acting, it's a good glubbing thing that I woke up.

[A lie; it's that the real Feferi isn't actually here.]

Because you're right. The fucking Condescence wouldn't give anyone any more chances if she found out someone even tried to kill her. And perhaps I made the mistake by doing that.

[She'd never call it a mistake; she's happy.]

Always have to be right don't you? I guess you have to be since you're the fuckin' glub glub huge bitch an' all....Or you're tryin' to be.

Funny thing about that though. I'm a' the same fuckin' royal blood. Maybe a caste lower, but...

[ He's sure she's not who she says she is now. He would never mistake the happiness that they've shared here.He pulls out the pistol he's had on him since the zombie infestation, and cocks it, aiming it directly at the not!Fef]

I'm always wantin' to be right more. Who are you, an' what the fuck have you done with the Feferi I love? She'd never be callin' givin' me a second chance a mistake.

It's because I am right. Why the shell can't you see --

[Okay, weapons are out. The fake's just going to pretend to play nice.]

Why are you saying that? I'm me. Same routine I've gotten into; I swim every day before school, I come home, I do my stuff...so let's just put the guppy rifle down and talk this out, hm? Matesprit?

[He never lowers his gun. If this clone was this malicious...he didn't even want to think what could be happening to his precious Feferi right now.]

I'm sayin' that because I'm pretty fuckin' sure that the Fef I know would be approvin' a' the new path I'm takin'. I don't want to be shootin' this thing, but if I have to do it to be provin' a fuckin' point, I will.

You're not my fuckin' matesprit. The fish puns you're usin' aren't even as good as the one's that Fef uses. Infact, I'd be more willin' to be havin' a kismesistude with a fuckin' fishy fakey fake clone of my fintastic Fef.

[The real Feferi is rather indisposed at the moment. Pod!Feferi is just going to stare.]

Is that so? Is that reely, reely true? Think about that.

And reely? You want to swim both ways with me? Red and black?

[And the look on her face indicates she doesn't really care which quadrant it falls into. So unlike the real one, who would care one shell of a lot more.]

That's pretty glubbin' true an' you know it. I'm fuckin' sure a' you not bein' my Fef.
[The look on her face only angers Eridan. ]
...Wow, even you've said anyone would be lucky to have a kismesis as awesome as me an' here you are lookin' ever so fuckin' enthused about it all. An' you're not gettin' it, anyhow. I want the blackrom with you. I've already got the best fuckin' matesprit in the world an' you're not her!

I'll give you some time to be thinkin' about it. With you bein' the Condescence an' all you're probably up to your horns in people wantin' to initiate the blackness with you.

If you need me I will be in the pool. So you can be fantasizin' about how no kismesis ever will look as good shirtless as I do!

[AND WITH THAT, HE TAKES HIS LEAVE TO THE POOL, WHISTLING SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS VERY SIMILAR TO "DONT YOU WISH YOUR MATESPRIT WAS HOT LIKE ME"]

Edited 2011-10-26 03:35 (UTC)

[pod!Feferi just waits for a minute, watching him go. She's not some little wiggler who's going to throw herself all over someone trying to initiate blackrom with her. Oh, no.]

What---Ever.

[And on the way there, if Eridan cares to look, is a strange thing that looks an awful lot like a troll's cocoon...and inside it is an unconscious real!Feferi.]

[He does notice the rather odd cocoon... and of course, feels extremely, extremely compelled to open it.]

The fuck is this? A cocoon out here? I don't think Fef was the type to be sleepin' in the great outdoors... I thought it'd be prettier.

[He goes over to it, prying it open with all his strength... and sees the real Feferi. Oh, he was right..Though the inside looks like nothing he's ever seen before. He drags the unconscious Feferi out of there, checking to see if she was hurt at all...and tries to bring her awake the only way he knows how, and the most appropriate way. With a kiss.]

[Of course; kisses are the universal remedy for the unawakened, and doubly so when princes administer them to princesses. Feferi blinks awake a moment later, and smiles.]

...Eridan? What the - how did I...

[She only remembers being picked up and immediately knocked out. The rest of it is just a pile of nothingness.]

...I have no glubbing idea how I washed up here...last thing I remember is catching a current out to the pool.

[Holy hell, that worked? Eridan smiles back at Feferi, holding her close with one arm.

There's someone tryin' to ruin your fuckin' good name... They're nothin' like you in the slightest. She's actin' all... mean. An' wantin' to kill people. I wasn't fooled at all though! Not in the fuckin' slightest. I couldn't even fathom the fuckin' things she was glubbin' about! It was like she was tryin' to be the Condescence.

If that fuckin'...whatever it is hurt you. She'll be feelin' my fuckin' fury.

[Of course it worked. Universal remedy and all. Why wouldn't it?]

...what the shell? Who'd try to do such a terribubble thing? Why, I otter give that glubbing beach what for.

[And there's her laugh. Her laugh. No one else's.]

I wouldn't talk about krilling anyguppy like that and I know you know it, what with how many times I've talked you out of it. I'd hope everyglubby reelizes that. It's the last fin I want to do.

I don't think she hooked me too badly, though. I don't hurt or anyfin.

[ah that laugh... it made him feel... so much calmer.]

That's good... an' I'm right there with you.

That's what reely tipped me off. That an' she fuckin' laughed at me when I stood up for Jade. When I told her I wasn't in with her killin'. An' not with that laugh. It was a colder laugh like you were reely meanin' it to hurt. Well, not you, you... but the you who is in there.

She's probably not gonna be too happy when she finds out I've found you... I won't let her fuckin' harm you.

I know. I know you are. [There's a smile, right up until she hears what her pod!self said about Jade.]

...oh, no, she didn't. She did not glubbing go there. That beach! If she reely wants to play Condescence, she can glubbing do it if she wants, but I'm not going to sit here and watch her krill or hurt anyguppy else.

[Feferi's a little shaky, but she manages to stand up.]

You, me, her. How's about a little 3x showdown combo with our mutual anemone?

Edited 2011-10-26 15:56 (UTC)

[Eridan nods, helping Feferi stand up strong!

How about I hold her in place while you beat the carp out a' her!

[And once she's on her feet, she's ready to do this.] Where's the fakeyfish?

She's inside.

Don't be listenin to anythin' she's sayin' Fef. She's a glubbin' liar.

An' you're way hotter than her.

[She didn't need to know that last part. But she's hardly paying attention; she's just looking at the pod!clone with fire in her eyes.

...but it's not long before they're moving. The pod!clone is the first to attack, jumping at Feferi and knocking her over. The two roll a few feet away, the pod!clone trying to get her hands around Feferi's.

...no, Eridan, you may not take pictures of this.]

[Eridan adjust his collar. If they would only make out, this would be the hottest thing ever. He cheers on his matesprit.]

Yea! Go fef! Make ou- I mean Make bait out a' that wannabe Condescence!

[Oh. He should probably help out. He runs over and tries to pry the two apart, pulling up the pod!fef and getting her in a hold so the real one can get in some easy blows.]

[Which would have worked had the pod!Feferi not been so intent on breaking out of that grip and going after the real one again. And this time, the clone slips and lands right on the real one's lips. With hers. And then they are making out for a minute. Right there. Yep.

It doesn't last long, though, real!Feferi pulling away and giving the pod!Fef a solid smack across the face. A smack which happens to knock her head into a table leg, knocking the fake out for now. The real Feferi stands up, wipes off her lips, and dusts off her clothes.]

Now you stay the glub out. Beach.

[He stares for a moment, his expression is a combination between shock and joy. That... that just happened. And that was probably the best thing that he's ever seen.]

Fef. That... was... fuckin'.... AWESOME.

Kickin' bass an' takin' names.

[Yep. That just happened. Sloppy makeout and all. But it's over now, pod!clone knocked out. And Fef proceeds to drag her by the feet outside, kicking the clone down the outside steps, and then slamming the door behind her.

But when she comes back, there's her real smile again.]

I'm just glad that's glubbing overwith. Glubbin' beach clonefish. Hrmph.

Are you okay?

Well, I just saw you hatesnoggin' yourself an' rippin' an' tearin' her a new blowhole. I think that pretty much sums it up right there.

[He's kind of nervous about saying that. But he quickly follows up with something to save his ass, possibly. He was pretty sure admit what he just saw was awesome and he really has no shame.]

Though, I'm even happier to see that you're okay, Fef. When she was talkin' all high an' mighty I was worried you'd been hurt. Knew she wasn't you the whole fuckin' time.

[and he holds her close. Time for his serious feelings.]

Fef, I'm sorry I fuckin' killed you in the past. Err... future. All this weird time shit can be messin' with your head. I know things won't ever be the fuckin' same... but as long as we're fuckin' here... I'm not gonna be lettin' anything like what just happened happen to you. Anyone that's fuckin' with you is gonna have to answer to the wrath a' Eridan Ampora.

...yeah. You're fine. More than fine, most likely. I'm just glad I was able to do it without actually krilling her. I feel a little bad about it.

[And she's about to say something else, when...yeah, she's not hard to melt with the right words.]

I'm glad she didn't hurt you. Or anyone else.

[There's no resistance to being pulled close, none at all. She just listens. And there are tears in her eyes, but they're not the same kind as before, not at all.]

I...I'm not angry. Not anymore. I was upset, but...this isn't that timeline. I'm trying to just focus on the fact that we're all alive and in one piece here. It's a different timeline. We're not going to make the same mistakes. And...it makes me happy, that you're wanting to protect me. Reely happy.

[And she leans up and gives him a kiss.]

[and he responds in kind, with a kiss. He's never felt like a prince more than he does now.]

Man, I'm feelin' like I'm on the highest a' tides right now.

You and me both.

[Though part of her is wishing everyone else could see this. She thinks if they see the change in him, see the moments where he's like this, like the prince she knows he is, that maybe their opinions would change. Not like bragging, no, but she honestly wants everyone to see this the way she does.]

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